Tuesday, November 29, 2005

A Letter From the Count

Interesting.

I recieved a letter in the mail today. It had no return address and I could not recognize the handwriting.

The letter said:




Dear Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator,


I have been watching you from afar and I am sincerely marveled by your prowess and abilities. Your tenacity and cunning is truly something to behold.


I am, however, compelled to confront and destroy you. You will not be able to escape me or my powers of darkness.


I am a dweller of the shadows, the dark of night is my ally and my weapon. I will destroy you soon, but first I am compelled to toy with you as a black cat would toy with it's prey.


To that I must say, we will meet soon. Until then, take care and have a good night, if you dare.

-- The Count




I was confounded by this letter. Who is this Count and why is he now hunting me?

6 comments:

Master Yoda said...

Seen this count before I have. On a street with a big bird he lives. I think next to Hooper's Store he lives. Obsessed with numbers he is.

Lori said...

I'm sure there's a hidden message there...that will lead to him!!...watch your back!!

Have a great day!!!

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Professor Xavier said...

That couldn't be . . Count Dracula, could it?!

I would definitely recommend wearing a garlic necklace 24-7. You don't want to take any chances.

Vegeta said...

I think it's dracula Though It could be Nefaria If so then he's stalking you to make sweet love to you. ifit's dracula well he's more talk than fight.

Noel of Neptonian said...

Sorry I don't know anyone going by the name 'The Count'