I was leaving the studio that filmed "Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator, This is Your Life" when I looked down and noticed something on the ground. Upon closer inspection, it appeared to be Fluke Starbucker's portfolio. It had a cover letter:
Dear Sir or Ma'am,
Thank you for this wonderful opportunity, enclosed you will find several glossy 8x10's of my previous work.
I have several years experience both on stage and in front of the camera. I also have a strong dance background in jazz, tap and ballet.
Please feel free to contact me should a need for my talents arise, you may email me at the address below or contact my agent at JJ Juice Talent Agency.
Sincerely, Fluke Starbucker
Fluke@starbucker.starcom
My glossy.
As demonstrated in several of these photos, I am capable of doing stunt work.
I have equestrian experience.
I am able to work well with others in a variety of different situations.
I can play the lead in an action movie...
A studious professor type...
A romantic lead...
De Niro has nothing on my chameleon-like ability to become the role.
Some say that I am Dynamite.
This is not actually from any production, Yoda is just one lazy old man.
And finally, my greatest role ever.
4 comments:
"This is not actually from any production, Yoda is just one lazy old man."
Ooooh... I never knew. Guess he uses stunt-doubles for light-sabre duels.
Wowohwowohwow!!!!
Hey, we’ll pay handsomely for those photos! Hell, we’ll pay grotesque for those photos! We’ve even got a shrine with some actual replica die-cast plastic blast helmets that those puppies will go great with.
You seem to know a lot about ol’ Fluke. Wanna join F.O.O.F.?
Very impressive. I predict that Fluke will be one of the biggest and most important celebrities in Hollywood history.
Lazy I am not! Corns on my feet I have! Walk as well you will not when almost 900 years old your reach! Hmph!
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