Friday, July 29, 2005

Pimpons Ain't Easy

I visited the planet Whatitis today. I was very well received by the very friendly beings there. The Pimpons, as they call themselves, are well known throughout the galaxy as being great providers of entertainment and as so, actually work pretty hard at it. "Pimpons ain't easy" is the way that these masters of the leisure arts like to describe how much effort they put into what they do.

I visited the capital city of Blunnt and they were very generous, offering me gifts to take on my journey.

A fancy belt buckle.

A very nice spinning necklace. I believe they are paying homage to the Graviton Unit, without which many spacecraft would never achieve escape velocity.

And a drinking vessel.

They also offered to put "spinners" on The Danger Sled, it was very generous of them, but I had to decline. The spinners aren't safety rated for the landing gear.

It was such a ball there, literally. It was like some sort of Marti Gras (an Earth event that takes place in the spring at a place called New Orleans) festival was going on all day and night. They kept calling me "Playa," which I believe is a reference to my status as an Intergalactic Gladiator. They even gave me a nickname, I am a little embarrassed to tell you it is President Jon Slick. I am not exactly sure how they came up with that, but it was tha sizzle nonetheless.

Evidently, you can input your name into their generator and get your own nickname. You can do it here: Whatitis Visitor's Bureau nickname generator.


Captain Typho said...

Which "pimpon" name would you recommend?

Big Playah Typho Shmoove
Stealth Maestro Typho Dogg
Tricktickler Typho Squeeze
Trick Magnet Typho Slim

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

They are all pretty sweet, playa. Maybe the first one.

Van said...

Its nice that hospitality is practiced in other corners of the galaxy, even if the art is lost in ours.

JawaJuice said...

Ya, the first is the best, Typho.
I'm down to these three myself:

Ghetto Fabulous Juice Glide
Crazy Eyes Jawa Glide
Silver Tongue Jawa G.

Hours of fun!

Jedi Amanda said...
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Jedi Amanda said...

I like Clubs!

Baby Blue A-Girl
Pimpin' pink Princess
Platnum A-Dogg

Or am I too young?

jedisiri said...

ha THAT is funny*giggles*.

flu said...

Cool link -

Ice Master Fluke Dazzle
Magic Tickle. Starbucker Silk
Reverend Doctor Fluke Dogg
Sweet Chocolate Starbucker Slick
Dopetastic Starbucker Love
Stealth Maestro F. Silk

What works for me?

Captain Typho said...
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Captain Typho said...

"Reverend Doctor Fluke Dogg"

Aw, man! That is sweet. I'm jealous.

Aayla Secura said...

A "pimpon" name? I want one of those.

Karnov said...

Pimpfied: Silicon Slick Karnov Dogg