Wednesday, November 16, 2005

A few Impressions

Thank you everyone for stopping by today. I would like to entertain you with a few impressions.


For my first impression, Captain Picard:

"Numbah one, engage."

Next, Sean Connery from Dragonheart:

"I am the lasht dragon!"

My next impression is Jeff from Coupling:

"Breasts breasts breasts breasts breasts breasts breasts breasts."

Darth Vader:

"Obi Wan never told you what happened to your father. Luke, I am your father."

Luke Skywalker:

"Nooooooooo!"

Legendary baseball announcer Harry Caray:

"Cubs win! Cubs win! Holy cow!

Hollywood actor and World War II pilot Jimmy Stewart:

"I wish I had a million dollars. Hot dog!"

Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous host Robin Leach:

"That Champaign-filled hottub cost over five million dollaaaars."

Homer Simpson:
"D'oh!"

Professor Charles Xavier:

"I'm Charles Xavier. Would you like some breakfast?"

My final impression, Wolverine:

"I'm the best at what I do, and what I do ain't pretty, bub."

Thank you, that's all for now, good night everybody!

7 comments:

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Are you kidding? Harry's my best impression! Maybe I need a couple of Budwiesers to really get it going.

Darv said...

"Maybe I need a couple of Budwiesers to really get it going."

Ten cases

Lori said...

Wooow you're really good!!!...lol

Have a great day!!!

Professor Xavier said...

How could you pass up the golden opportunity to do Master Yoda? Unless of course, this is merely day one of Impressions.

Luke: Master Yoda, is Darth Vader my real father?

Yoda: (shakes Magic 8 Ball vigorously) Yes, signs point to.

Master Yoda said...

Professor X,

Know about my Magic 8 Ball how did you? A secret that is!

Point your Big Brainy Machine at me do not!

Professor Xavier said...

Sorry Master Yoda, I did not mean to blow your cover. Trade secrets should be kept secret. For instance, I would never under any circumstances tell anyone about my wearing pink bunny-rabit pajamas every night.

Jean-Luc Picard said...

That didn't sound like me; it sounded more like Sean Connery.

Be sure to see my Enterprise party Invite on my Journal to find our how you can join in!