Friday, October 07, 2005

Space Battle Part 3, The Battle on Earth, Part 2

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From his Fortress in America, the Mission Command Commander deployed Mission Command commandos to stop the spies. The commandos Choplifted over in commando commandeered, specially designed Mission Command Commando Commanches.

The villainous aliens retaliated with mutant Centipedes!

The aliens had Dug deep underground. I had to Dig down and stop them from mutating the centipedes. Fortunately, with the help of my spaceship landing gear air pump, I found their Achilles heel -- being pumped so full of air that they explode.
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The Hunt was on, the alien menace retreated into the Jungle.

I was close. I knew that they were on the run and I knew that the answers to my questions were in this jungle. I just had to be careful not to Fall into any Pit.

I made my way to their lair. The aliens were well protected by mutant turtles, mutant Venus flytraps and angry looking, slow moving mutant bullets.

I fought my way into the aliens stronghold, battling through enemy after enemy. I burst into the control room and fought the boss of the castle. I made quick work of him and an anthropomorphic mushroom ran up to me and said "Thank you Mario! But our princess is in another castle!"


If anthropomorphic mushrooms were prone to sigh, this one did it. "I said the princess is in another castle."


"The princess is in another castle!" it insisted.

"What are you talking about? I'm not looking for your princess, I'm fighting to save the Earth from the evil mutant alien mutant menace..." I trailed off, what was I fighting anyway?

"No, go to another castle! Save the Princess, Mario!"

"Not now, I'm busy. And I'm not Mario."


"I said no."

"Please please please?" it pleaded. "We anthropomorphic mushrooms are magic! We could reward you with -- hey!"

I barreled past the mushroom. I have mutant alien menace zombie alien whatnots to fight.

To be continued...


ribbiticus said...

great post! very funny! hi, here via michele today. :)

Jean-Luc Picard said...

Wow! A great post.

Have I seen those images somewhere before?

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

I don't think so, Captain. Possibly from parts 1 and 2?

jules said...

Hi! Michele sent me! Funny stuff!

scrappintwinmom said...

Hysterical. Michele sent me!

terrilynn said...

I feel like I wandered someplace where I don't speak the language, but am having fun nonetheless.

Michele sent me today.

mar said...

I know English is not my mother tongue... I should get my 17yr old son to help me out. Come on over for a piece of cake. Michele sent me

Thaleia said...

Sooooo funny! Will or will he not save the Princess??? :)

Here via Michele's

Kim said...

I'm off to recruit Zelda! Oh, and hi from Michelle!

Jo Jo The Monkeyboy's Ghost said...

Save me a banana!

Hoo hoo ha ha ha ha ha!

Jo Jo The Monkeyboy's Ghost said...

Save the princess?

Save me a banana!

Hoo hoo hoo hah hah ha ha ha ha!

flu said...

Well, it looks like there is a decent score in one of these...

Good job.

Last Girl On Earth said...

This post is a hoot! Michele sent me. Have a great weekend.

turboslut said...

Your battles never cease to amaze me. Can't wait until the next one :) said...

This won't really have success, I feel like this.