I've Been Everywhere

I was totin' my pack along the long dusty Winnamucka road
When along came a semi with a high canvas covered load
If you're goin' to Winnamucka, Mack with me you can ride
And so I climbed into the cab and then I settled down inside
He asked me if I'd seen a road with so much dust and sand
And I said, "Listen! I've traveled every road in this here land!"

I've been everywhere, man
I've been everywhere, man
Crossed the deserts bare, man
I've breathed the mountain air, man
Of travel I've had my share, man
I've been everywhere

I've been to:
Reno
Chicago
Fargo
Minnesota
Buffalo
Toronto
Winslow
Sarasota
Wichita
Tulsa
Ottawa
Oklahoma
Tampa
Panama
Mattawa
LaPaloma
Bangor
Baltimore
Salvador
Amarillo
Tocapillo
Pocotello
Amperdllo

Here we go
I've been everywhere, man
I've been everywhere, man
Crossed the deserts bare, man
I've breathed the Hacknor air, man
Of travel I've had my share, man
I've been everywhere

I've been to:
Babylon
Chiron
Chthon
Lamarckia
Wysanti
Houston
Korridon
Tarkalea
Mogo
Kosmos
Z’ha’dum
Tralfamadore
Hel Rock
Gor Rock
Tortuna Rock
Eternia
Etheria
Thundera
Rimmerworld
Dam-Ba-Da
Qujaga
Hera
Dagobah

For Pete's sake
I've been everywhere, man
I've been everywhere, man
Crossed the deserts bare, man
I've breathed the Hacknor air, man
Of travel I've had my share, man
I've been everywhere

I've been to:
Mustafar
Drongar
Burmle
Chapek
Wormulon
Cannibalon
Cybertron
Unicron
Abydos
Athos
Argos
Caprica
Faraway
Hathaway
Erra-Tay
Delta Prime
Finnea Prime
Jellico
Krankor
Kregan
K-PAX
Mor-Tax

See What I mean
I've been everywhere, man
I've been everywhere, man
Crossed the deserts bare, man
I've breathed the Hacknor air, man
Of travel I've had my share, man
I've been everywhere

I've been to:
Prysmos
Talos
Kairos
Cthulhu Mythos
Cartago
Scorpio
Helos
Plateau
Gallifrey
Bilbringi
Corscant
Corellia
Hurcha
Joralla
Moria
Mar Sara
Thanagar
Asgard
Astra
Giedi Prime
Cardassia Prime
Earth Prime
Ando Prime

What a good time
I've been everywhere, man
I've been everywhere, man
Crossed the deserts bare, man
I've breathed the Hacknor air, man
Of travel I've had my share, man
I've been everywhere