Just a general warning to all of you people out there. Eating too much super hot hot sauce sure does sound like fun, but there are consequences.
Yes, thousands of people each year suffer from the ill effects of eating too much hot sauce. 
I know you're thinking "I'm just one man or woman (or whatever), what can I do to help?"
It's simple, really. Just stay away from the stuff that will burn your butt. A flaming sphincter is no fun for anyone, especially the person who has it. 
If you find yourself in a situation where you did eat too much hot sauce and your butt is on fire, please remain calm and do the following:
Sit on a block of ice right away. If a block of ice is not available, then use snow or very cold water.
If on fire, take off your pants and roll around, the icy snow will cool your dermis in all needed areas.
So remember:
1. Don't eat too much hot sauce with your food.
2. If you do and your pants become engulfed in flames, do not panic; just find a block of ice or some snow to roll around in.
This has been a public service message brought to you by the Not-Hot Foods Alliance and the Bland Corporation. Thank you.
Monday, September 18, 2006
Wow, too much hot sauce.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
7 comments:
I just realized what your blog has been missing all these years - pictures of chicks in thongs. Here's to the start of a new trend!
I think you have a valid point there, Professor. This blog needs more hot apples!
I'd never eat hot sauce without a license. Also, I too have noticed Fluke's blog has become... the vanished.
And his profile is hidden. Something must have made him suddenly hate blogging.
George Lucas must have gotten to him...
Um, I like spicy food. Never had an incident of which you speak though. Must just be the weak nature of your back-sides...or a lack of conditioning.
And another thought....why not include pictures of hot guys in thongs for your female readers?
I fully agree with you on this. Where is the snow when you need it?
I can't eat anything with hot sause. Burning my lips off is not the way I like to eat. LMAO!
Oh the "Flaming Fanny" or "Pyrotechnic Poots" are a danger to all the beings in the known universe.
Speaking of Burning Buttocks, where is Fluke?
Post a Comment