Sunday, September 03, 2006

Another Bedtime Song by Private Hudson

I loved it when my daddy used to sing me to sleep at night. Usually he sang this to me, but sometimes he would mix it up a little bit. Here's another little number that I loved to hear from my pop.

Got a deadly toy
To brainwash your boy
An egocentric muscle thug
Kicks butt on screen like a brat outa hell
Bullshitter in the Indochina shop
Pull the string in his back, we win the war
That we never should have started at all
A cabbage patch terrorist to call our own
Who rewrites history with a machine gun
Don't think about it-KILL IT
That's what we teach your child
CHORUS:
RAMBOZO
RAMBOZO
RAMBOZO the Clown

To draft age kids It sure looks like fun...
"Kill 'em all and let God sort 'em out."
Like video games-no mess
Just fuel for a mass lapse of common sense
You can be Don Quixote
We'll dice you with our windmill blades
Brawn over brain
Means a happy ending
G.I. Joe in the cereal bowl
Grey shrapnel-flavored chewing gum
Mass murder ain't just painless
Now we've made it cute

CHORUS

War is sexy
War is fun
Iron Ego
Red Dawn
Be a wolverine.

You'll rule the hills
Just get some guns and Cheerios
Any kid can conquer Libya
Just steal a fighter plane
Look who came home in a wheelchair
V.A. Hospital, they don't care
"We're the machine You're just a tool."
Who fell for the myth of Rambozo the Clown

Rambozo the Clown Copyright 1986 The Dead Kennedys

3 comments:

Wedge Antillies said...

Yes, Hudson, once again we get too much information about your personal life. I thought we all had an understanding of 'don't tell - don't ask' on this blog.

Master Obi-Wan said...

Interesting and disturbing.

Professor Xavier said...

War, hunh, what is it good for? Aboslutely nothing.

Unless of course your a weapons contractor. Then it's just like Christmas.