Sunday, September 03, 2006

Another Bedtime Song by Private Hudson

I loved it when my daddy used to sing me to sleep at night. Usually he sang this to me, but sometimes he would mix it up a little bit. Here's another little number that I loved to hear from my pop.

Got a deadly toy
To brainwash your boy
An egocentric muscle thug
Kicks butt on screen like a brat outa hell
Bullshitter in the Indochina shop
Pull the string in his back, we win the war
That we never should have started at all
A cabbage patch terrorist to call our own
Who rewrites history with a machine gun
Don't think about it-KILL IT
That's what we teach your child
RAMBOZO the Clown

To draft age kids It sure looks like fun...
"Kill 'em all and let God sort 'em out."
Like video games-no mess
Just fuel for a mass lapse of common sense
You can be Don Quixote
We'll dice you with our windmill blades
Brawn over brain
Means a happy ending
G.I. Joe in the cereal bowl
Grey shrapnel-flavored chewing gum
Mass murder ain't just painless
Now we've made it cute


War is sexy
War is fun
Iron Ego
Red Dawn
Be a wolverine.

You'll rule the hills
Just get some guns and Cheerios
Any kid can conquer Libya
Just steal a fighter plane
Look who came home in a wheelchair
V.A. Hospital, they don't care
"We're the machine You're just a tool."
Who fell for the myth of Rambozo the Clown

Rambozo the Clown Copyright 1986 The Dead Kennedys


Wedge Antillies said...

Yes, Hudson, once again we get too much information about your personal life. I thought we all had an understanding of 'don't tell - don't ask' on this blog.

Master Obi-Wan said...

Interesting and disturbing.

Professor Xavier said...

War, hunh, what is it good for? Aboslutely nothing.

Unless of course your a weapons contractor. Then it's just like Christmas.