Friday, December 16, 2005

Copying and Pasting is the Sincerest Form of Flattery

I can't take credit for this post. My good friend Fluke Starbucker did this on his blog first, though he did invite anyone else to also do it if they wanted.



Therefore, wherefore, and because the title of my post says it all, I would love to invite you all to play along too. Just copy and paste the below sentences into the comments and add your thought or half-formed thought into the blanks as appropriate.



OK.



Ready....




Set....



Afedersiniz!



I can't believe everyone fell for it again.




01] I _____ Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator.
02] Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator is _____.
03] If I were in a room with Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator, I would _____.
04] I think Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator should _____.
05] Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator needs _____.
06] I want to _____ Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator.
07] Someday Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator will ___.
08] Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator reminds me of _____.
09] Without Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator _____.
10] My memories of Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator are _____.
11] Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator can be _____.
12] The worst thing about Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator is _____.
13] The best thing about Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator is _____.
14] I am _____ with Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator.
15] One thing I would like to know about Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator is _____.
16] Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator should go and _____.
17] Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator _____ me.


Have fun!

21 comments:

flu said...

01] I __am a better Founder of the New Jedi Order wannabe because of__ Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator.
02] Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator is __groovtastic___.
03] If I were in a room with Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator, I would __buy him a drink and invite him to compare battle scars and the stories behind them with me___.
04] I think Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator should __become an independant contractor, and tell John Si'Nunew (or whatever his name is) to take a flying flip___.
05] Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator needs __leopard print leiderhosen___.
06] I want to __play quarters with__ Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator.
07] Someday Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator will __think to himself, "Ugh, I shouldn't have eaten that."__.
08] Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator reminds me of __Don the Gum Fir Didactic Fumigator___.
09] Without Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator __I would never be considered a proverbial Sherlock Holmes__.
10] My memories of Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator are __vividly amusing__.
11] Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator can be __easily distrac... hey, there's a shiny thing out my window__.
12] The worst thing about Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator is __the unintentional nose whistling__.
13] The best thing about Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator is __his snappy fashion sense__.
14] I am __good friends__ with Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator.
15] One thing I would like to know about Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator is __what brand of cowboy hat he wears__.
16] Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator should go and __get his oil changed regularly__.
17] Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator __had the nerve to credit__ me __with this lame post... thanks!.

flu said...

btw, Michele didn't send me.

Vampirella said...

a new profile picture I see Jon...


01] I find Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator amusing.
02] Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator is a male and thus weak as are all men.
03] If I were in a room with Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator, I would seduce him and give him my summer wine and have him sing a duet of summer wine with me and then when he passed out I would take his cowboyhat
04] I think Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator should be careful when he goes to Transavania.
05] Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator needs to be bitten by a vamp to truely understand them.
06] I want to bite... (er only a friendly nibble) Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator.
07] Someday Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator will pose for Intergalactic playgirl.
08] Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator reminds me of Lucky Luke only not so Lucky.
09] Without Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator time would still go on.
10] My memories of Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator are false like all my memories.
11] Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator can be easily memorized.
12] The worst thing about Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator is he is bad so I cant drink his blood.
13] The best thing about Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator is his blood is so sweeet smelling.
14] I am not here with Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator.
15] One thing I would like to know about Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator is he afraid of me, does he want to worship me, why did he take hudson as his date?.
16] Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator should go and be careful for there are many dangers a head.
17] Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator will thank me once he sees what lies a head for him.

Vampirella said...

typo: he is bad = he is not bad

Professor Xavier said...

You know, I was about to answer to just one but if Fluke is going to be showing off, than so am I.

01] I love Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator, but I'm not in love with Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator, if you know what I mean.

02] Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator is smurfy.

03] If I were in a room with Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator, I would dive for cover because you know some crazy shiz-nit was about to start.

04] I think Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator should go and find that Empress of the Galaxy and do the right thing. A knight can't leave a lady hanging like that!.

05] Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator needs diplomatic immunity.

06] I want to have another team-up with Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator.

07] Someday Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator will realize he shouldn't drive after hashing.

08] Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator reminds me of myself as an Intergalactic Gladiator.

09] Without Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator the blogosphere would be much less interesting.

10] My memories of Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator are sprinkled with stardust.

11] Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator can be a little indulgent with Hudson. I think that guy might have been hit in the head one too many times, if you know what I'm saying.

12] The worst thing about Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator is he doesn't seem to actually do very much gladiatoring.

13] The best thing about Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator is he does his own laundry.

14] I am a little disappointed with Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator for not closing the deal with that Empress. She was a hotty! My motto is, what happens on the blog, stays on the blog.

15] One thing I would like to know about Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator is where he got that snazzy hat.

16] Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator should go and live life large.

17] Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator is a friend to mutantkind and to me.

Lt. Cmdr Oneida said...

01] I have never actually seen Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator.
02] Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator is one heck of a weirdo magnet.
03] If I were in a room with Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator, I would see if what they say about intergalatic gladiators is true.
04] I think Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator should stop pissing off vampires.
05] Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator needs a trusty sidekick.
06] I want to go bull riding with Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator.
07] Someday Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator will one day discover the resturant at the edge of the universe.
08] Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator reminds me of this guy named Jon I know...
09] Without Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator Pvt Hudson would be lost.
10] My memories of Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator are all on a need to know basis.
11] Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator can be quite obtuse.
12] The worst thing about Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator is he can't committ to one galaxy.
13] The best thing about Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator is a friend to all llamas.
14] I am starting a library of random trivia with Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator.
15] One thing I would like to know about Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator is where do you get your snazzy hats.
16] Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator should go and visit the spa on Ansion.
17] Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator tolerates me.

Lt. Cmdr Oneida said...

umm, hmm, I actaully, honestly, didn't read any of the other posting before I did my answers. So I guess the point of this is, inquring minds want to know where you get your snazzy hats.

Strange...

Private Hudson said...

01] I ride shotgun with Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator.
02] Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator is a strong and courageous fighter.
03] If I were in a room with Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator, I would ask him if he wanted to go on a bughunt.
04] I think Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator should shoot a Xenomorph with an M41A Pulse Rifle.
05] Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator needs 95 rounds in his M41A Pulse Rifle magazine.
06] I want to shoot a Xenomorph with Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator.
07] Someday Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator will let me drive the Danger Sled.
08] Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator reminds me of A Colonial Marine, but without the uniform, guns, equpiment, drop ships, funding, and command structure.
09] Without Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator I would never have gotten to theEnterpriseChristmas party.
10] My memories of Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator are sweet as mana.
11] Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator can be irritating when he doesn't shoot to kill.
12] The worst thing about Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator is he's always carrying around that non-lethal sonic stunner.
13] The best thing about Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator is he's my best pal and he sticks with me through thick and thin.
14] I am shooting bugs with Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator.
15] One thing I would like to know about Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator is does he feel the same way about me as I do for him?
16] Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator should go and shoot bugs.
17] Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator understands, appreciates, works well with and is really friendly to me.

Jean-Luc Picard said...

Weird, Jon, very weird.

Thanks to Ciera, I have been forced to tag five people; you're one of them, Jon! Can you take a look at my Journal? Apologies for this.

Master Yoda said...

Again, "translated" my answers again, My Stupid Intern has.

01] I kidney Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator.
02] Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator is the wind beneath my wings.
03] If I were in a room with Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator, I would wonder what I was doing in that padded room.
04] I think Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator should seek help for his My Little Pony addiction.
05] Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator needs your lunch money - and you will give it to him.
06] I want to rip off good blog material from Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator.
07] Someday Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator will finally master the accordian.
08] Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator reminds me of this other guy named Ron the Splinterfantastic Radiator.
09] Without Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator I would not know the proper way to wear lederhosen.
10] My memories of Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator are soon to be told in my shocking tell-all Gladiator Dearest.
11] Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator can be found anywhere fine gladiators are sold.
12] The worst thing about Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator is the excessive back hair.
13] The best thing about Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator is Private Hudson.
14] I am not trying to start any rumors, but I once thought I saw Bea Arthur making out with Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator.
15] One thing I would like to know about Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator is how he manages to balance defending the galaxy with proper hair care.
16] Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator should go and get that certification in TV/VCR repair he's always dreamed about.
17] Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator keeps borrowing money from me.

Vegeta said...

01] I Cheat off the paper of Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator.
02] Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator is __I will not say magically delicous Kakarot!!!___.
03] If I were in a room with Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator, I would Buy him a beer.
04] I think Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator should ___Take Kakarot off of my hands__.
05] Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator needs _garlicfor all the vampires____.
06] I want to ___shake the hand of__ Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator.
07] Someday Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator will a member of f.o.of___.
08] Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator reminds me of ___Jon the intergalactic Gladiator__.
09] Without Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator __one less interesting blog___.
10] My memories of Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator are __fuzzy at best___.
11] Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator can be a good fighter_____.
12] The worst thing about Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator is _Pvt Hudson____.
13] The best thing about Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator is Jojo the monkey boy is no more.____.
14] I am _not here with____ with Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator.
15] One thing I would like to know about Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator is _why the stun blaster?____.
16] Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator should go and ___kill the count__.
17] Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator _knows of____ me.

flu said...

odd. I figured Captain Picard would do this one for ya.

Jabafatboy said...

Take one shower and see what ya miss. I bet yous guys played twister while I was Gone to didnt ya.

Beanhead said...

Here via michele's

Sandy said...

Hmm, I think I'd have to know you better to play along. ;)

Here via Michele's.

Tara said...

LOL, I love it. I may even steal it. But I've only got a few minutes to play around, so I'll have to come back.
Here from Michele's!

Professor Xavier said...

It's kind of funny that we all happened to mention Jon's snazzy hat - and then he changed it!

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Oh the hat's still there everybody!
----------------------->

I just changed the picture on the blog itself.

And the hat does come from Planet Stetson.

Thank you to all who have participated.

Obi-Wan Kenobi said...

01] I know Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator.
02] Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator is the intergalactic'est gladiator around.
03] If I were in a room with Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator, I would ask to try on his hat.
04] I think Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator should buy a cartfull o ketchup.
05] Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator needs a pair o fancy cowboy boots.
06] I want to copy and paste from Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator.
07] Someday Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator will write the best novel ever written.
08] Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator reminds me of Buzz Lightyear.
09] Without Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator the world'd be in chaos.
10] My memories of Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator are knocking down sandcastles.
11] Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator can be LOUD.
12] The worst thing about Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator is his leavin toenails everywhere.
13] The best thing about Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator is the way he makes sushi.
14] I am going to the zoo with Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator.
15] One thing I would like to know about Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator is how many people he's killed.
16] Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator should go and pet a bunny.
17] Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator completes me.

Lori said...

1. I ""excite"" Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator.
2. Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator is ""zagastical"".
3. If I were in a room with Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator, I would ""not make him mad"".
4. I think Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator ""should not get in elevator's"".
5. Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator needs ""yew"" for his enemies.
6. I want to ""hang out with"" Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator.
7. Someday Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator will be ""President"".
8. Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator reminds me of ""The Hulk"".
9. Without Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator "the world would be in trouble".
10. My memories of Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator are ""him drinking beer"".
11. Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator can be ""serious"".
12. The worst thing about Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator is his ""love for beer"".
13. The best thing about Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator is his""style"".
14. I am ""happy"" with Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator.
15. One thing I would like to know about Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator is ""what is his fav song"".
16. Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator should go and ""have fun"".
17. Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator ""shhhhhh"" me.

This was fun....have a great day!!!

Anonymous said...

I think, that you have misled.