I am not sure exactly how this happened, but somehow I am now participating in the Amazing Mutant Race. I will be competing against beings with mutant powers, a Jedi, and an android.
Hudson is my partner.
Did I mention that we will be competing against super powered beings? I am just a mere mortal with the strength level of an average human who engages in moderate regular exercises. In order to compete against these people, I am going to have to use all the skill and cunning that I can muster.
Did I mention that Hudson is my partner?
We're going to lose pretty quickly.
The race is hosted by Professor Xavier from his mansion in New York. Hudson and I were flying there in the Danger Sled when he stepped into the cockpit ready to go.
"Hudson," I said. "You can't wear that."
"Why not?" Hudson held up his arms and looked over his outfit. "It's a race, isn't it?"
"Well, yeah," I replied. "But it's not just a running event. We're going to be going all over the world following clues and accomplishing tasks. I think that you can wear something more... appropriate for the competition."
"No way, man," Hudson remained steadfast. "This is my PT gear, and I'm wearing it on this Great Amazing Mutant Race. I'm not changing."
"OK," I said. "I just hope our first stop isn't the Antarctic."
Friday, December 30, 2005
The Great Mutant Race
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Very.. Uh Uh.. Very Umm .. Very ..
Oh Boy.... Its A A A... Maybe It'll Be ....
I'm teamed up with a a man who has the mental abiity of a six year old.but at least he's not dressed like that hahahahaha! Yeah Even with the powers I don't see us winning because kakarot will have to think and hurts him.
Very Snazzy. You two might start getting the same comments Vegeta and his partner are getting.
That suit is hilarious! It kind of reminds me of Cyclops swimming trunks.
And I thought you did have super-powers, Jon:
http://joninterglad.blogspot.com/2005/06/super-powers.html
Well you're right, Professor, I am not technically powerless.
Having the ability to bark like a dog pales in comparison to telekinesis or being able to lift really heavy stuff. Maybe it will come in handy during the competition, though.
I see that kept his helmet, he has. Very important that is. Bump his head while swimming he might. Always keep safety first you must!
The S/O unit says that Hudson looks hawt in that.
O can't see Hudson being too keen on that picture getting out.
I think you should get one just like it, Jon :-)
cq
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