Tuesday, January 03, 2006

Jon The Intergalactic Gladiator vs. ---?


In the Horizon Amphitheater on one of the Fire Islands of Hacknor.

"Ladies and gentlemen!" called the announcer into the microphone. "Welcome to the main event. In this corner, the pride of Planet Earth, Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator!"

Cheers rang up as I stepped into the arena and into view. I thought about what J'onn Sinew Nu said just a few moments ago...

"Oh, you'll like who your opponent is tonight, Jon!" he said. There was glee in his eye.

"Who is it?" I asked.

Sinew Nu just smiled. He rubbed his hands together the way he does when he smells a big payday.

"You'll see!" he laughed.

I suppose that it doesn't really matter who my opponent is. I take on all comers, no matter the challenge. It helps to know who it could be, though. You know, for preparation, to work on my gameplan.

My thoughts bounced back to the here and now. I looked up to the crowd and held up my fists, the crowd's cheering amped up several decibels.

"And introducing, his opponent...!" The heavy doors rolled open and a shadowy figure emerged from the portal.

"...Evil Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator, from the Mirror Universe!"

11 comments:

Jabafatboy said...

Wheww , There for a minute I thought you was gonna be facin my Wifiepoo, Nothin meaner than a Chapped off Female Hutt That thinks you made a comment about her weight.


Uhh...Uhh... I really dont know who told her that you said she was fat!!!

Karnov said...

Shouldnt Evil Jon have a White hat instead?

Master Yoda said...

Tell that evil he is you can because a droopy mustache he has. A droopy mustache, only evil people have.

Lt. Cmdr Oneida said...

Well, this should be a long fight, seeing that you know all of each others moves.

And Master Yoda, you have to have the mustache & the goatee to be evil. And evil laugh helps too

flu said...

Wait... is the announcer certain that the opponent isn't Briscoe County, Jr.?

Son Goku said...

yeah and scars on the face are always a good sign of evil but when combined with goatees you just know it's eeeeeeevvvvviiiiilllll!

Sabé said...

hmmm....that one guy looks so faimlier, I just cant seem to remember who he reminds me of...

Selene said...

Hmm, that evil guy is kinda sexy....

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Professor Xavier said...

Hmmm, while I do respect Jon's natural abilities, Evil Jon may just have the advantage since he has no mercy or remorse. He's going to be ruthless while Jon will be restrained by his innate goodness. Get we bet on this on GoldenPalace.com?

Karnov said...

And he can also make a fine batch of evil cookies!