Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Meanwhile, at the Dark Castle

'Round and 'Round and 'Round the Vortex goes
The Mirror Universe Jon materialized in the laboratory housing the portal. The knife dropped to his side as he looked around. When he saw Galactor, he angrily stalked up to the overlord.

"I almost had him," Evil Jon growled. "I can't believe you yanked me across space back to here. I should gut you like a fish!"

Evil encased in darkness encased in despair "Pay heed, human" Galactor intoned. "You would not have bested him in combat there or in any other situation. That's why I need you to go back to your universe."

(Look how evil he is, he's got a scar and that really evil beard)"Feh, I've had enough of that suckhole, I'm staying here to party."

"You don't understand, mortal," the overlord continued. "I need you to go back and get reinforcements. With the strength of an evil horde, we will overrun both universes."

"Oh I got it, Jimbo," Evil Jon smiled an evil smile. "And I know who to bring to the party."

Evil Jon stepped through the portal. Later, the portal opened again and the Mirror Universe's version of Jon stepped through with his companion, Evil Hudson.
This is the Evil Hudson"Oh yeah," Evil Hudson laughed. "Game on, baby. Game on."


Anonymous said...

wow evil Hudson and Jon next there will be evil Onieda and evil Yoda
oh gosh and evil Fluke

flu said...

Oh no! Evil Hudson? Game ON? this is stacking up pretty ominously.

and omg, I don't even want to think about what the inside of evil Fluke's blaster helmet smells like.

Wedge Antillies said...

Maybe, however, we will also end up with a good Hutt and a smart Jar-jar? That could be to our advantage.

Lori said...

Jon....I know you can take him....LOL

Have a great day!!!!

Lt. Cmdr Oneida said...

Evil Hudson looks like he's wearing some type of decoder ring. Could spell trouble

Magneto said...

Feh? The poor man's 'bah'.

Private Hudson said...

Am Evil Hudson?

Man, I am so gonna kick his ass.

Master Yoda said...

Know I did not that a "horde", Evil Jon and Evil Hudson constitute.

Some questions I have:

Start with "Evil", does everyone's names in the alternate universe? Confusing that could get.

Also, come from the alternate universe, did Evil Kenieval? Mean does this that out there somewhere a do-gooding stunt motorcycle rider named Good Kenieval there is?

Lt. Cmdr Oneida said...

Well, if we're figuring out the number needed for a horde, could we also figure out how many cows are required for a stampede?

Vegeta said...

I would worry about Evil Vegeta But I think I am Evil Vegeta

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

I think that the vortex is not strong enough for a whole horde to carry over yet, but what do I know? I'm just an unfrozen caveman lawyer.

Anonymous said...

Is the evil universe always Black ?

Do they say " Evil Day " to everyone they meet?

When something goes wrong do they say " Evil Gracious " ?

If the milk has spoiled has it gone " Good " ?

JawaJuice said...

Weevil Jon and weevil Hudson?!!?! AAAAAHHHHHHH!!

Oh wait….they’re not weevils?

Slips on a pair of glasses.

Oh…they’re just evil. Okay. I feel better now.
Damn you almost gave me a heart attack. Weevil people freak me out.

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Is it because Weevils wobble but they don't fall down?

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